SUPER SECRET INTELLIGENCE AGREEMENT

 

(aka A Totally Legit NDA That’s Really Just a Mailing List Signup)

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CODE NAME: A.I. (Actual Intelligence... with Audrey)

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Classification Level: Ultra-Memphian Mega Confidential
Authorized Agent: YOU (the person reading this)
Operation Launch Date: April 4th @ 4PM
Secure Channel: 88.5 FM | Actual Intelligence with Audrey

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ARTICLE I: ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF RIDICULOUSLY IMPORTANT INTEL

 

I, the undersigned human (or highly advanced AI trying to pass the CAPTCHA test), hereby affirm that I am willing to gain access to highly sensitive, disruptively informative, locally sourced, community-powered tech content.

I acknowledge that by proceeding, I will be exposed to dangerously engaging tech conversations designed to:

• Empower aspiring tech professionals

• Enlighten curious parents

• Inspire students and entrepreneurs

• Demystify AI, coding, blockchain, and why your grandma now knows what a phishing scam is

 

ARTICLE II: TERMS OF NON-DISCLOSURE (But Also Please Tell Everyone)

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1. I agree to not leak the classified intel to anyone who:

   • Doesn’t appreciate puns about robots

   • Thinks “machine learning” is something you do at the gym

   • Believes Memphis isn’t a rising tech hub (🤨)

2. Except, I am encouraged to share:

   • That a tech show for the people is launching on April 4 at 4PM on 88.5 FM

   • That it’s hosted by Audrey Willis, who is basically a human API of tech knowledge and community heart

   • That I joined the inner circle by signing this extremely important “NDA” a.k.a. the coolest mailing list in tech

 

ARTICLE III: CONSENT TO RECEIVE CLASSIFIED COMMUNIQUÉS

By inputting my sacred digital address below, I agree to receive:

• Updates from the Actual Intelligence team

• Early access to behind-the-scenes content, show topics, and guests

• Tech tips that make me look smarter in front of coworkers and kids

• Possibly a meme or two (no promises, but it could happen)

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ARTICLE IV: DECLASSIFIED DETAILS FOR ELITE MEMBERS ONLY

Program: Actual Intelligence with Audrey
Platform: Radio (Yes, the OG Podcast) – 88.5 FM
Global Access: Streamed online for the entire galaxy

Purpose: Making tech make sense. For everyone. Especially Memphis.

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If I choose to revoke my status as an insider (i.e., unsubscribe), I may do so. But I understand I’ll no longer receive tech truths, Memphis innovations, or Audrey’s digital wisdom. So, I probably won’t.

 

ARTICLE V: FINAL DISCLOSURE

This agreement is not legally binding, but it is cosmically powerful. By “signing” it, I’m joining a revolution—one that doesn’t just talk tech, but talks tech that talks back to the community.

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I will not be the last to know.
I am the first.
I am the future of Actual Intelligence.
And I signed the NDA to prove it.